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Borrowed a bike, thought it would be fun to ride around town. First of all, every road I tool to go north kept directly me every way but. I ended up heading south west and then south. So what I thought was east at one point was in fact not. I was so turned around. My freakin Iphone was helping either as the compass was acting like I was standing next a giant electro-magnet. Finally, I stopped and grabbed lunch only hour into my misadventure. Checked the compass and again and shit. I was going east, not north, again. Finally I was on track when i hit a T-stop. Left of right. There was no more going north. Right. I over shoot the major street I needed to get passed the highway north of the river so I back track a mile. Finally, I get on the other side of the highway, Im by the Grand Junction motor way north of town. I ride passed private property signs because Im a rebel. I find a very nice place to listen to the sounds of nature and the airport and the highway and the motorcross. Then I realized my bike has a freaking flat! Well when did that happen! No holes. I try riding with what air is left. From where I was standing it was a 2 hour walk back. No luck. I have to abandon the ride and walk it.
Oh yeah don't pee into the wind.
Walking it wasn't such bad thing because after I passed out for 4 hours I awoke to a sore disposition. A sore taint and butt crack is not something to be taken lightly. I hurt. And I'm burnt.
Glad tomorrow is a day of luxury. Sounds like something people say right before they get trapped in a horror movie. The happy chubby one goes first right?
Until tomorrow!
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